Grindr user Tom Court has asked some of his fellow users whether they think Scotland should be an independent nation – with some surprising results. After counting the number of replies he received in his inbox (and taking off the many people who blocked him!), he received 655 answers, of whom 114 gave a very definite no, and 101 said a definite yes.

The rest were undecided, indifferent, bemused, amused, or too horny to answer. 318 didn’t actually reply to the question.

Court says in his Tumblr blog: ‘When only decisive opinions are taken into account, Grindr votes NO to independence, with a 54-46% split. If this is reflected in the results of the referendum, we can assume the headless torsos have taken over Scotland and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.’

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